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Draga moja Mare, evo san uvati malo vrimena poza gvardije, pa ću ti napisat dvi, tri riči, samo da znaš da san još živ i da mislin na tebe i našu dicu…
Jedan put si napisala da bi i ti učinila jednu đitu smenon na brod, da i ti malo vidiš svita. I meni bi to bilo drago, ma viruj mi, ni to za tebe, cili dan bit u zagušljivu gabinu dok vanka more valja, brod pun muških koji ženu nisu vidili misecima. Puno ih još uvik drži da je žena na brodu - nesrića na brodu. Ja ti u to baš ne virujen, ali muški su ti tak'i, ko i more prominit…
Osin tega ovi veliki brodi ti više ne akoštajedu u gradu, ka recimo kad trajekt dojde na Rivu usrid mista. Uvik se usidrimo isprid koje trgovačke luke i onda danima čekamo na red za iskrcaj i ukrcaj tereta. Sa broda vidiš samo velike zdizalice, šine i vagone, skladišta i šporko more. I ne spominjen se kad smo zadnji put išli u đir po gradu.
Još san ti uvik na stranca, nika strana kompanija, neznan jon ni ime izgovorit, ali na brodu su uglavnon naši, i po koji Bosanac. U zadnje vrime ima dosta i onih žutih, Kineza i Koreanci, mi i' svih zovemo - Brus Li. A oni se samo smiju, i klanjadu se. Koji put stanu u onu kun-fu pozu, pa mašedu rukan i nogan, zajebajedu i oni nas. U zadnje vrime po koji Filipinac.
Dobra lova
Od cilega navigavanja još mi uvik najteže pada - morska straža. Ka oficir jemaš tu gvardiju od po 4 ure, radi sigurnosti plovidbe i opasnosti o' sudara. Najteža je pasja gvardija, od ponoća pa do 4 ure ujutro. Mo'š mislit, stojiš u mraku, sam, svi spavadu, a ti gledaš oko sebe, i šta'š - razmišljaš, nemoš mozak zaustavit.
I misliš se, je na brodu dobra lova, ma ti se pari da je život na niko drugo misto, daleko ti žena, dica, mater, prijateji, a ti ovod stojiš, trošiš život i gledaš - uništa. Je da je ovo kruv sa sedan kora, ma je puno kore a malo pupe.
Jedino me tješi šta nisan samo ja na brodu. Čitan da Hrvatska danas ima oko 25.000 pomoraca, a od tega jednu 16.000 oficira-časnika, najčešće pod stranin zastavaman. A da bi brod bija siguran, vaja imat školovanu i iskusnu posadu. Tako svaki brod ima prvo Barbu - kapetana oliti zapovjednika broda, pa Čifa - oficira palube i Noštroma od kuverte - ti je ka' vođa palube. Na brodu su još kormilari i brodski meštri - tesar, električar... Triba dodat i 2-3 kadeta na praksi (iz pomorske škole).
Brod je, eto, pun ljudi, ali ima željezno srce - dizel motore, koje triba pazit ka oko u glavi, pa su tot i Čif oli Kapo o' makinje, mehaničar i bar 3 mazača, sa pantaganon. Majko moja koliko nafte samo potrošimo…
Nesmin zaboravit bilo osoblje - konobare (posebno za oficire i podoficire), pa maloga o' kužine i maloga o' kamare, za uredit naše sobe. U kužinu je, naravski, Kogo i njegovi. Vrime može bit i ovako i onako, ali spiza na brodu mora bit - prva liga, to se zna.
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Znaš da je pomorstvo danas veli biznis. Za zaposlit sve ove ijade pomoraca imaš puno agenat po cilome svitu. Vaja imat sriće da naletiš na pravega, da ti agencija nađe dobru kompaniju.
Svi ćakuladu kako mi pomorci jemamo velu lovu, ali to ti je kako ko uvati - od 2500 do 30.000 dolari misečno! Ovo najviše dobijedu kapetani i oficiri koji vozidu one vele tankere za prijevoz plina, a kontejnerski brodi oko pola tega. Početnici na brodiman obično su na dvi-tri ijad misečno, i to na određeno vrime, ritko kad na stalno, tako da se nemo'š nikad opustit. Radi se na smjene - 4 ure radiš pa 8 uri odmora - a šta'š radit majko moja - čitat-pisat-mislit…
Daleko od kuće
Zasad još neznan kad ću doma, još samo da izduran ovi ugovor na četri miseca, a posli ćemo vidit, javit ću ti navrime, moran se čut sa agenton. Nadan se da ćemo ovu Novu godinu slavit zajedno.
Evo, s ovin dosta o meni, ovega puta. Nego, kako si mi ti? Kako dica? Kako mi mater, kako se drži sad kad nan je pape partija. Reci jon da mi je puno žaj šta nisan moga doć na sprovod… A šta mogu kad san daleko od kuće…
Vidin, pišeš da nan je mali iša na popravni, i to iz dva predmeta. Eee, da san ja doma, ne bi on majci iša na popravni. Učija bi on po cili dan, i o' nedije i o' sveca. Kakvi popravni, ne bi noson povirija vanka, učija bi u sobu po cili dan, i sve bez mobitela i bez kompjutera.
A to, šta se mala oće udat u osmi misec, to more obisit maški na rep. Ja dolazin prid Novu godinu, pa ćemo se lipo dogovorit, i to tek kad upoznan tega njezinega muškardina. Di će tako iznenada. A ko je on, iz kakove je familje? Nemoj samo da ispadne da je još i noseća. Biće vraga ako me ne posluša, je si čula! A di će oni stat? A o' čega će živit? I ona i ti njezin muzuvir, osladilo mu se, an? I još govoriš da je student, jeli? Lipo bogami, ne more bit boje… Ćut ćeš me kad dojden, i ti i ona… Eto, čin ja partin vanka namore, a ono - sve naopako… Uvik ili bonaca ili nevera.
Pjero završi pismo, malo se misli, pročita još jedan put šta je napisa, a onda priko interneta pošalje ženi pismo i pritisne ono vražje - enter. A onda zapali duvan, stavi cd u škatulu, klikne botun i počne slušat Cocu, velikoga:
- Kapetane tribali bi doma, već odavno doma nismo bili, kapetane tribali bi doma, nas su doma svi zaboravili… (početak pisme Borisa Oštrića).
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Draga moja Mare, evo san uvati malo vrimena poza gvardije, pa ću ti napisat dvi, tri riči, samo da znaš da san još živ i da mislin na tebe i našu dicu…
Jedan put si napisala da bi i ti učinila jednu đitu smenon na brod, da i ti malo vidiš svita. I meni bi to bilo drago, ma viruj mi, ni to za tebe, cili dan bit u zagušljivu gabinu dok vanka more valja, brod pun muških koji ženu nisu vidili misecima. Puno ih još uvik drži da je žena na brodu - nesrića na brodu. Ja ti u to baš ne virujen, ali muški su ti tak'i, ko i more prominit…
Osin tega ovi veliki brodi ti više ne akoštajedu u gradu, ka recimo kad trajekt dojde na Rivu usrid mista. Uvik se usidrimo isprid koje trgovačke luke i onda danima čekamo na red za iskrcaj i ukrcaj tereta. Sa broda vidiš samo velike zdizalice, šine i vagone, skladišta i šporko more. I ne spominjen se kad smo zadnji put išli u đir po gradu.
Još san ti uvik na stranca, nika strana kompanija, neznan jon ni ime izgovorit, ali na brodu su uglavnon naši, i po koji Bosanac. U zadnje vrime ima dosta i onih žutih, Kineza i Koreanci, mi i' svih zovemo - Brus Li. A oni se samo smiju, i klanjadu se. Koji put stanu u onu kun-fu pozu, pa mašedu rukan i nogan, zajebajedu i oni nas. U zadnje vrime po koji Filipinac.
Dobra lova
Od cilega navigavanja još mi uvik najteže pada - morska straža. Ka oficir jemaš tu gvardiju od po 4 ure, radi sigurnosti plovidbe i opasnosti o' sudara. Najteža je pasja gvardija, od ponoća pa do 4 ure ujutro. Mo'š mislit, stojiš u mraku, sam, svi spavadu, a ti gledaš oko sebe, i šta'š - razmišljaš, nemoš mozak zaustavit.
I misliš se, je na brodu dobra lova, ma ti se pari da je život na niko drugo misto, daleko ti žena, dica, mater, prijateji, a ti ovod stojiš, trošiš život i gledaš - uništa. Je da je ovo kruv sa sedan kora, ma je puno kore a malo pupe.
Jedino me tješi šta nisan samo ja na brodu. Čitan da Hrvatska danas ima oko 25.000 pomoraca, a od tega jednu 16.000 oficira-časnika, najčešće pod stranin zastavaman. A da bi brod bija siguran, vaja imat školovanu i iskusnu posadu. Tako svaki brod ima prvo Barbu - kapetana oliti zapovjednika broda, pa Čifa - oficira palube i Noštroma od kuverte - ti je ka' vođa palube. Na brodu su još kormilari i brodski meštri - tesar, električar... Triba dodat i 2-3 kadeta na praksi (iz pomorske škole).
Brod je, eto, pun ljudi, ali ima željezno srce - dizel motore, koje triba pazit ka oko u glavi, pa su tot i Čif oli Kapo o' makinje, mehaničar i bar 3 mazača, sa pantaganon. Majko moja koliko nafte samo potrošimo…
Nesmin zaboravit bilo osoblje - konobare (posebno za oficire i podoficire), pa maloga o' kužine i maloga o' kamare, za uredit naše sobe. U kužinu je, naravski, Kogo i njegovi. Vrime može bit i ovako i onako, ali spiza na brodu mora bit - prva liga, to se zna.
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Znaš da je pomorstvo danas veli biznis. Za zaposlit sve ove ijade pomoraca imaš puno agenat po cilome svitu. Vaja imat sriće da naletiš na pravega, da ti agencija nađe dobru kompaniju.
Svi ćakuladu kako mi pomorci jemamo velu lovu, ali to ti je kako ko uvati - od 2500 do 30.000 dolari misečno! Ovo najviše dobijedu kapetani i oficiri koji vozidu one vele tankere za prijevoz plina, a kontejnerski brodi oko pola tega. Početnici na brodiman obično su na dvi-tri ijad misečno, i to na određeno vrime, ritko kad na stalno, tako da se nemo'š nikad opustit. Radi se na smjene - 4 ure radiš pa 8 uri odmora - a šta'š radit majko moja - čitat-pisat-mislit…
Daleko od kuće
Zasad još neznan kad ću doma, još samo da izduran ovi ugovor na četri miseca, a posli ćemo vidit, javit ću ti navrime, moran se čut sa agenton. Nadan se da ćemo ovu Novu godinu slavit zajedno.
Evo, s ovin dosta o meni, ovega puta. Nego, kako si mi ti? Kako dica? Kako mi mater, kako se drži sad kad nan je pape partija. Reci jon da mi je puno žaj šta nisan moga doć na sprovod… A šta mogu kad san daleko od kuće…
Vidin, pišeš da nan je mali iša na popravni, i to iz dva predmeta. Eee, da san ja doma, ne bi on majci iša na popravni. Učija bi on po cili dan, i o' nedije i o' sveca. Kakvi popravni, ne bi noson povirija vanka, učija bi u sobu po cili dan, i sve bez mobitela i bez kompjutera.
A to, šta se mala oće udat u osmi misec, to more obisit maški na rep. Ja dolazin prid Novu godinu, pa ćemo se lipo dogovorit, i to tek kad upoznan tega njezinega muškardina. Di će tako iznenada. A ko je on, iz kakove je familje? Nemoj samo da ispadne da je još i noseća. Biće vraga ako me ne posluša, je si čula! A di će oni stat? A o' čega će živit? I ona i ti njezin muzuvir, osladilo mu se, an? I još govoriš da je student, jeli? Lipo bogami, ne more bit boje… Ćut ćeš me kad dojden, i ti i ona… Eto, čin ja partin vanka namore, a ono - sve naopako… Uvik ili bonaca ili nevera.
Pjero završi pismo, malo se misli, pročita još jedan put šta je napisa, a onda priko interneta pošalje ženi pismo i pritisne ono vražje - enter. A onda zapali duvan, stavi cd u škatulu, klikne botun i počne slušat Cocu, velikoga:
- Kapetane tribali bi doma, već odavno doma nismo bili, kapetane tribali bi doma, nas su doma svi zaboravili… (početak pisme Borisa Oštrića).
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