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– Greš na ribe? O-ho, biće za obid, an?
– Ma šta ti stari znaš šta je riba komarča!
– Komanča?
– Nije komanča nego koranča, komarča, ciloga si me smanta...
– Više si ti potrošija za ešku, na lignje i parizer, nego šta ta komanča vridi...
– E, a da je imat batelinu, tek onda bi ti vidija ribe. Lipo baciš parangalić, mrižicu. Ili da je bar imat vrše, itneš je šoto broda, dok bacaš tunje i udice.
– Vrše?
– E, vrše, a šta je, nisi nikad čuja za vrše, je li?
– A moreš li tu vršu bacit umore s kopna, sa koje sike, bez broda?
– Pusti monade, gren ja, doć ću do obida...
Otac kroz vrata a dida u kamarin, pa u dvor, pa u kamarin, pa u dvor... Skupija je svu gvožđuriju koju je naša – željezne tondine, šuplje cijevi, smotane žice, ruzinave klanfe. Vazeja čekić i klišća pa udri, čula ga je cila Istarska. Drica je željezne profile, krivija cijevi, mota žice, razbija čekićon palac (spušta Gospu sneba), fiksira klanfe na kantune. Uspija je napravit neki okvir nepravilnega oblika, bez škvare i pravega kuta.
Nije baš sličilo na ništa, ali i onako su vrše u moru pa i' niko i ne vidi, a ribe su inače glupe, briga njih za niku estetiku. Još mu je samo falila žičana mrižica okolo naokolo. Sad su na svoje došla klišta, rizala se mrižica od kapunjere za kokoši. Mota je tu ramadu oko gobavog okvira, veživa žicon. I dok je otac doša na obid, vrša je u dvor bila – gotova!
Riba umisto fažola
– Gremo je sutra ujutro bacit umore, šoto Katalinića briga, nećemo uvik ist samo fažol – pravija se dida važan.
– Ajte vas dva brez mene, niman ja vrimena, ali pojte rano ujutro da vas kogod ne bi vidija sa tim čudovišten... – ruga se otac.
Digli se mi najranije, pri sunca, studen štipa za uši, treći je misec. Dida vršu priko ramena, a mene je tokalo u škartoc nosit starega kruva, za ešku. Baba se malo bunila, da je kruv tilo Isusovo i nije se za igrat, ali se smirila kad san reka da gremo ranit ribice... Nije se ni ošervala da smo joj vazeli i oni špag za šušit robu u dvor.
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Srićon, brzo smo se zagrijali, jedva san sustiza didu, priko Pazara i ferate, na Katalinića brig. Sunce se taman počelo dizat iza Mosora, dok smo se mi spuštali do mora nizbrdicon, niz usku strmu skalinadu. Isprid nas bistro more, a poviše se nadvile stine klisurine, straj te da te ne poklopidu. Dida se malo ispuva, zapalija duvan, pa skupa gledamo di će bit zgodno bacit vršu umore.
– Dok ja vežen špag, ti ubaci kruv unutra... Pažljivo san utira kruv u trapulu, samo san dva puta ofriža ruke na žice koje su virile na sve strane... Dida se ka žongler penja priko sika, klizne li biće svašta. Nogon se uspeja na vrj sike i sa vršon u ruci vata ravnotežu.
– Drži kraj od špaga, sa'ću je itnit umore... Zamanija je vršon unatrag, onda jedan forhend unaprid i vrša odleti u širokome luku, a dida rukama mlatara, vata se za arju, da ne upadne umore. Od trzaja špag mi je izletija iz ruke, u zadnji san ga čas uspija nogon pritisnit na samu cencu. Bile mrvice kruva su ocrtale cilu putanju vrše, a na mistu di je bućnila dugo su š-š-š-šuštali mjehurići zraka.
E, sad se stvarno moglo zapalit jedan duvan. I čekat. I čekat. I čekat. Izbrojija san sve prilipke i nanare po sikama, upozna sve glamce i babice, izžulja guzicu na oštre stine i cili se smrza.
Konačno, kad je dida popušija cilu škatulu duvana, odlučija je da nan je dosta ovakega ribarenja, dignićemo vršu, pa kome obojci kome – komarče. Doda sam mu oni moj kraj od špaga, a on se opet popeja na oštre sike i počeja potizat vršu. Potiže on, potiže, pa onda sta.
– Ima li šta, ima li šta? – tresen se ja, od zime.
– Pogospu, zapelo je!
Potegne on jače, ne ide. Skoči nakraj pa priđe na drugu stinu, potiže sa druge bande, opet ne gre.
– A da nije koja velika? – pitan ja naivno.
– Zapelo je, zapelo je za stine, benti škrape, dabili škrape, i ko i' je ovod stavija.
– Mogu li ja malo probat potegnit?
– Biš ća tamo, još ćeš mi upast umore. Probaću potegnit odozgar.
Povuci-potegni
Odozgar se naravno ni moglo, kratak špag. Ako nemo'š pametno, a onda triba na snagu. Doša dida na rub, zamota špag dva đira oko šake, odupra se nogon o siku i ajde, potiži, povuci-potegni. Potiže on na skoše, tuta forca, i naravno – puka konop, a on puf – na leđa, srićon nasuvo!
– Ti si kriv, slabo si veza...
– Nisan, ja san samo nosija špag...
Dok san se ja tako pravda, dida se po onoj zimici začas skinija u mudante i buć – skočija umore! Zanorija je iza sike, samo su mu se noge vidile kako s njima lamata i buca. A onda su i one nestale. Ajme, kako ću sad doć doma vez vrše i bez dide!
Nasriću, izronija je i ništo vika, ništa nisan razumija. Štrcajući na sve strane, uspija je doć do kraja, a u rukama nosi – punu vršu! Od potizanja vrša se raspala, cila škicana i deformirana, a ribe ispadadu u more. Onako mršav i modar jedva je vanka izbacija vršu, a u njoj se veselo koprca cilo jato! A svaka veća od moje postole! Cilo jato ludi' salpi uletilo u gnjilu vršu!
– A šta je on mislija, an? – smije se stari i trese se, ka da je na struju.
– Ajme dida, osuši se, obuči se, puntat će te, upalit će ti se pluća...
Dida se istresa ka pas, ištrca sve oko sebe, svuka mudante i obuka se u suvu robu. Ja san dotle važno vata ribe koje su skakale po stinan i trpa ih i njegove mudante (plastične kese u to vrime nisu još bile izmišljene).
Uglavnom, vrše smo bacili nazad umore, pune mudante salpi donili doma, na uvid. Otac je upravo iša leć, pa ga mater nije tila budit...
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– Greš na ribe? O-ho, biće za obid, an?
– Ma šta ti stari znaš šta je riba komarča!
– Komanča?
– Nije komanča nego koranča, komarča, ciloga si me smanta...
– Više si ti potrošija za ešku, na lignje i parizer, nego šta ta komanča vridi...
– E, a da je imat batelinu, tek onda bi ti vidija ribe. Lipo baciš parangalić, mrižicu. Ili da je bar imat vrše, itneš je šoto broda, dok bacaš tunje i udice.
– Vrše?
– E, vrše, a šta je, nisi nikad čuja za vrše, je li?
– A moreš li tu vršu bacit umore s kopna, sa koje sike, bez broda?
– Pusti monade, gren ja, doć ću do obida...
Otac kroz vrata a dida u kamarin, pa u dvor, pa u kamarin, pa u dvor... Skupija je svu gvožđuriju koju je naša – željezne tondine, šuplje cijevi, smotane žice, ruzinave klanfe. Vazeja čekić i klišća pa udri, čula ga je cila Istarska. Drica je željezne profile, krivija cijevi, mota žice, razbija čekićon palac (spušta Gospu sneba), fiksira klanfe na kantune. Uspija je napravit neki okvir nepravilnega oblika, bez škvare i pravega kuta.
Nije baš sličilo na ništa, ali i onako su vrše u moru pa i' niko i ne vidi, a ribe su inače glupe, briga njih za niku estetiku. Još mu je samo falila žičana mrižica okolo naokolo. Sad su na svoje došla klišta, rizala se mrižica od kapunjere za kokoši. Mota je tu ramadu oko gobavog okvira, veživa žicon. I dok je otac doša na obid, vrša je u dvor bila – gotova!
Riba umisto fažola
– Gremo je sutra ujutro bacit umore, šoto Katalinića briga, nećemo uvik ist samo fažol – pravija se dida važan.
– Ajte vas dva brez mene, niman ja vrimena, ali pojte rano ujutro da vas kogod ne bi vidija sa tim čudovišten... – ruga se otac.
Digli se mi najranije, pri sunca, studen štipa za uši, treći je misec. Dida vršu priko ramena, a mene je tokalo u škartoc nosit starega kruva, za ešku. Baba se malo bunila, da je kruv tilo Isusovo i nije se za igrat, ali se smirila kad san reka da gremo ranit ribice... Nije se ni ošervala da smo joj vazeli i oni špag za šušit robu u dvor.
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Srićon, brzo smo se zagrijali, jedva san sustiza didu, priko Pazara i ferate, na Katalinića brig. Sunce se taman počelo dizat iza Mosora, dok smo se mi spuštali do mora nizbrdicon, niz usku strmu skalinadu. Isprid nas bistro more, a poviše se nadvile stine klisurine, straj te da te ne poklopidu. Dida se malo ispuva, zapalija duvan, pa skupa gledamo di će bit zgodno bacit vršu umore.
– Dok ja vežen špag, ti ubaci kruv unutra... Pažljivo san utira kruv u trapulu, samo san dva puta ofriža ruke na žice koje su virile na sve strane... Dida se ka žongler penja priko sika, klizne li biće svašta. Nogon se uspeja na vrj sike i sa vršon u ruci vata ravnotežu.
– Drži kraj od špaga, sa'ću je itnit umore... Zamanija je vršon unatrag, onda jedan forhend unaprid i vrša odleti u širokome luku, a dida rukama mlatara, vata se za arju, da ne upadne umore. Od trzaja špag mi je izletija iz ruke, u zadnji san ga čas uspija nogon pritisnit na samu cencu. Bile mrvice kruva su ocrtale cilu putanju vrše, a na mistu di je bućnila dugo su š-š-š-šuštali mjehurići zraka.
E, sad se stvarno moglo zapalit jedan duvan. I čekat. I čekat. I čekat. Izbrojija san sve prilipke i nanare po sikama, upozna sve glamce i babice, izžulja guzicu na oštre stine i cili se smrza.
Konačno, kad je dida popušija cilu škatulu duvana, odlučija je da nan je dosta ovakega ribarenja, dignićemo vršu, pa kome obojci kome – komarče. Doda sam mu oni moj kraj od špaga, a on se opet popeja na oštre sike i počeja potizat vršu. Potiže on, potiže, pa onda sta.
– Ima li šta, ima li šta? – tresen se ja, od zime.
– Pogospu, zapelo je!
Potegne on jače, ne ide. Skoči nakraj pa priđe na drugu stinu, potiže sa druge bande, opet ne gre.
– A da nije koja velika? – pitan ja naivno.
– Zapelo je, zapelo je za stine, benti škrape, dabili škrape, i ko i' je ovod stavija.
– Mogu li ja malo probat potegnit?
– Biš ća tamo, još ćeš mi upast umore. Probaću potegnit odozgar.
Povuci-potegni
Odozgar se naravno ni moglo, kratak špag. Ako nemo'š pametno, a onda triba na snagu. Doša dida na rub, zamota špag dva đira oko šake, odupra se nogon o siku i ajde, potiži, povuci-potegni. Potiže on na skoše, tuta forca, i naravno – puka konop, a on puf – na leđa, srićon nasuvo!
– Ti si kriv, slabo si veza...
– Nisan, ja san samo nosija špag...
Dok san se ja tako pravda, dida se po onoj zimici začas skinija u mudante i buć – skočija umore! Zanorija je iza sike, samo su mu se noge vidile kako s njima lamata i buca. A onda su i one nestale. Ajme, kako ću sad doć doma vez vrše i bez dide!
Nasriću, izronija je i ništo vika, ništa nisan razumija. Štrcajući na sve strane, uspija je doć do kraja, a u rukama nosi – punu vršu! Od potizanja vrša se raspala, cila škicana i deformirana, a ribe ispadadu u more. Onako mršav i modar jedva je vanka izbacija vršu, a u njoj se veselo koprca cilo jato! A svaka veća od moje postole! Cilo jato ludi' salpi uletilo u gnjilu vršu!
– A šta je on mislija, an? – smije se stari i trese se, ka da je na struju.
– Ajme dida, osuši se, obuči se, puntat će te, upalit će ti se pluća...
Dida se istresa ka pas, ištrca sve oko sebe, svuka mudante i obuka se u suvu robu. Ja san dotle važno vata ribe koje su skakale po stinan i trpa ih i njegove mudante (plastične kese u to vrime nisu još bile izmišljene).
Uglavnom, vrše smo bacili nazad umore, pune mudante salpi donili doma, na uvid. Otac je upravo iša leć, pa ga mater nije tila budit...
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